Tide

People never remember to write in about the good things a product does, always the bad! So this is very refreshing!!

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! In fact, about a month ago while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stains out using the bargain detergent my cheap husband bought, but it just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the police's DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people

Sincerely,
Recently Widowed