Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"unlawful" is when u do something the law doesn't allow and "ill-egal" is a sick eagle."
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