Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate.
but if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity

I was born intelligent -education ruined me

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice??

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives

Never put off work till tomorrow
put it off today

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station
what more can I say........stop working