Date to Marriage Phase

Three Answers Most Feared by Men

1. Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


2. Anything

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. You decide

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

Differences Between Wife n Girlfriend

Differences between Wife (WF) n Girlfriend (GF).
WF is a Harimau, GF is Hari Hari Mau.
And some say :
WF is like TV, GF is like HP.
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money sell TV, Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if u don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky n most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy n very portable at any time.
Operation cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high n often demanding.
Last but not least, TV don't hv virus, but HP yes..hv virus, once get it, Habis lah...
So better choose TV. Upgrade to LCD or Plasma TV (Slim and Chun), less maintenance too.
Especially they are easy on the electricity bills.
It's good to be safe than sorry..