Kama Sutra 21th Century

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OFFICIAL NOTE

OFFICIAL NOTE FROM VATICAN
"Be all women informed that lying in bed, naked entangled with somebody and screaming "Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God" will not be considered PRAYING" ‎​‎​
OFFICIAL NOTE FROM VATICAN

Timmy & The Cat

The Teacher asks Timmy, "Why do you bring the cat to school today?". Timmy replies (crying), "I heard daddy telling mommy this morning: Baby, I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school!" =D :p

Green Pink Yellow

One day in a language school in Australia.

Teacher: “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?”

A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.

Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.”
Teacher: “Not bad. Okay, who’s next?”

Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Somewhere.

Ah Beng: “I try! I try. Can aaah?”
Teacher: “No, no, not you!”
Ah Beng: “Aaaiiyaaa… let me try lah… I can do lah… you think I’m stupid meeh…?”
Teacher: “Okay… go ahead…”
Ah Beng: “This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… GREEEEEN… I PINK up and I said: YELLOOOOW?”

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